I-150 yeyona ngqikelelo yeSimo se-WhatsApp ebalaseleyo kuwe

Inxalenye 1: Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

Ezi ntlobo zesimo se-WhatsApp zezabantu abafuna ukubonisa icala elitsha lobuntu babo. Eminye yemithetho epholileyo ye-WhatsApp echazwe apha.

1. Andizange nditshintshe, ndaye ndakhula. Kufuneka uzame kube kanye.

2. Ndiyakuthanda ukuthenga izinto ezintsha, kodwa ndiyakuthiya ukuchitha imali.

3 Andiphikisi, ndifuna nje ukucacisa ukuba kutheni ndilungile.

4. Ndiyabamonela abazali bam, soze ndibenaye umntwana opholileyo njengabo.

5. Andinayo ingxaki yesimo sengqondo, kwaye ndinobuntu ongenakukwazi ukumelana nayo.

6. Sonke sizalelwe ukufa, musa ukuziva ukhethekile kunam.

7. Ndiyazicaphukela izibalo, kodwa ndiyakuthanda ukubala imali.

8. Ubomi bufutshane kakhulu. Sukumosha ngokufunda isimo sam sikaWhatsapp.

9. Umhlaba ngaphandle kwe "Art" nje "Eh."

10. Ndilala kamnandi kakhulu, ndiyakwazi ukuvala amehlo

11 Yonke into endibulalayo indenza ndizive ndiphila.

12. Ndibone nje oyena mntu unengqondo xa ndiphambi kwesipili.

13. Xa ndifa ndifuna ingcwaba lam linikeze iWifi yasimahla ukuze abantu bandwendwele rhoqo.

14. IKHAYA: Apho ndinokubonakala ndimbi kwaye ndonwabele.

15 UThixo uyadala; Ndiqonde, ndijonge nje.

16 Ndithetha ingqondo yam. Andiyikhathazi into endiyithethayo.

17. Namhlanje kusasa ndiqhuba iFerrari yam, ndivuswe yi alarm.

18 Andikhathali nokuba abantu bacinga ntoni na, bathetha ntoni na ngam;

19 Ndayeka ukulwa needemon zam zangaphakathi. Sikwicala elinye ngoku.

20. Mathematika othandekayo, nceda ukhule kwaye usombulule iingxaki zakho. Ndidikwe kukuphendula.

21. Okuqhelekileyo kuyadika.

22. Ndiyazi ukuba ndingu "Awesome", ngoko ke andiyikhathalelanga i "Opinion" yakho.

23 Andifuni mlungisi weenwele, kwaye umqamelo wam undinika iinwele ezitsha rhoqo kusasa.

24 Izolo andenzanga nto, namhla ndigqibezela oko bendikwenzile izolo.

25. Ndidinga iholide yeenyanga ezi-6 kabini ngonyaka.

26. Ndithetha nam kuba ndithanda ukusebenzelana nodidi olungcono lwabantu.

27. Ndifuna uGoogle engqondweni yam.

28. Ndiyathanda ukuhlala nabantu abandenza ndilibale kukujonga ifowuni yam.

29. Ndiyifumene iresiphi yolonwabo. Ngaba umntu angandithumelela imali ukuze ndithenge izithako?

30. Ndiqale ndingenanto, kwaye ndisenayo uninzi lwayo.

Inxalenye 2: Whatsapp Status Quotes ezihlekisayo

Isimo se-WhatsApp esihlekisayo yindlela yokubonisa icala elingaqhelekanga lobuntu bakho kwabanye. Isimo sakho se-WhatsApp esihlekisayo songeza ulonwabo kunye nethemba kubomi babanye, bonke abaqhagamshelwe kuWhatsApp wakho. Nantsi eminye imizekelo.

1. I wonder Kwenzekani Xa Umfazi KaGqirha Esitya IApile Ngemini.

2. Ukungenzi nto yinto enzima ukuyenza. Awunakwazi ukuba ugqibe nini.

3. Abantu abaTshintsha imo yoThando emva kwe30 Sec. GF sisizathu...

4. Ivenkile yeencwadi kuphela ngamaqhekeza obungqina esinabo abantu abasacinga ngawo.

5. Eyona nto indikhathazayo ebomini kukuba abahlobo bam be-intanethi banokwaziswa njani ngokufa kwam..!!

6. Iingcongconi zifana nosapho. Ziyacaphukisa, kodwa zithwala igazi lakho.

7. Ukuba iKholeji isifundise nantoni na, ithumela imiyalezo ngaphandle kokujonga :)

8. Ekuphela kwexesha impumelelo eza phambi kokuba umsebenzi ukwisichazi-magama.

9. Ukukhanya kuhamba ngokukhawuleza kunesandi…yiyo loo nto abantu bebonakala beqaqambile bade bathethe

10. Ndipholile kodwa ukufudumala kwehlabathi kundenze ndashushu.

11. Abahlobo bokwenene abagwebani. Bagweba abanye abantu kunye!

12. Andonqeni, ndiyakonwabela ukungenzi nto.

13. Umsebenzi wam ndiyawuthanda kuphela xa ndikwiholide.

14. I-80% yamakhwenkwe inamantombazana. I-20% eseleyo inengqondo.

15. Uxolo ngala mibhalo ndikuthumelele yona phezolo, ifowni yam ibinxilile.

16. Ndifuna umntu ozondinika iLoan andishiye ndedwa.

17. Awona magama anamandla ngaphandle kokuba I LOVE YOU ithi "Salary is Credited."

18. Sonke sinaloo mhlobo othi "Ndizakuba lapho malunga no-7", aze abonakale malunga no-9.

19. Ibhedi yam isoloko ikhululekile xa kufuneka ndiphume kuyo kusasa.

20 Ndiyabacaphukela abantu abeba imibono yam ndingekacingi ngayo.

21. Ndiyayithanda i-six-pack yam kakhulu, ndiyikhusela ngoluhlu lwamafutha.

22 Awunakuze uluthenge uthando. Kodwa kunjalo, kufuneka uyihlawulele.

23 Nabani na othi “Molweni” ngoMvulo ufanele ukubethwa.

24. IKLASI- yiza emva kwexesha kwaye uqalise ukulala

25. Ukubaleka akuncedi kwiingxaki zakho ngaphandle kokuba utyebile.

26 Ukuba ixesha alikulinda, ungakhathazeki. Susa nje ibhetri kwiwotshi kwaye ujabulele ubomi.

27. Zama ukuthi unobumba M ngaphandle kokuchukumisa imilebe yakho.

28. Ukuba ingqiqo iqhelekile, kutheni kukho abantu abaninzi kangaka ngaphandle kwayo??

29. Ndiya kwalana nendalo iphela.

30. Ndandibathanda abamelwane bade bafake i-password kwi-Wi-Fi yabo.

Icandelo 3: Isimo sengqondo sobomi be-WhatsApp Quotes

1. Ndiceba ukwenza ubomi bam bonke, obona bugqwesileyo bobomi bam!

2. Andonqeni, ndiphumla ndingekadinwa.

3. Ubomi bubugcisa bokuzoba ngaphandle kwento yokucima.

4. Isimo sengqondo esibi sifana netayara eligqabhukileyo, kwaye awukwazi ukuya ndawo de ulitshintshe.

5. Ukugqwesa akusosakhono; sisimo sengqondo.

6. Eyona ndlela ikhawulezayo yokuphinda kabini imali yakho KUKUSONGA phakathi uze uyibuyisele epokothweni yakho.

7. Isimo sengqondo siyinto yonke.

8. Umntu ombi utshabalalisa ubuso obuhle.

9. Andidingi kuzichaza kuba ndiyazi ukuba ndinyanisile.

10. Ukuba abantu bazama ukukuhlisa '... Kuthetha kuphela ukuba 'uphezu kwabo.'

11. Abantu bafana 'noMculo.' Abanye bathi 'iNyaniso' kwaye baphumle, ingxolo nje ...

12. Xa ukhathalele umntu, ulonwabo lwakhe lubaluleke ngaphezu kolwakho!!

13 Ubuhle bunjengenyanga; ibonakala ingcono kakhulu ebusuku.

14 Olona lonwabo lukhulu ebomini kukwenza izinto; abantu bathi awukwazi

15. Ekuphela kwesiphene ebomini sisimo sengqondo esibi.

16 Ubomi buya kukunika kanye loo nto uyidingayo, kungekhona into oyifunayo

17. Impama enkulu kwiintshaba zakho yimpumelelo yakho.

18. Ulonwabo lobomi bakho luxhomekeke kumgangatho weengcinga zakho.

19. Ukulunga kobomi bethu ngumsebenzi wokucinga kwethu. Ngoko cinga unethemba, hlala unethemba!

20 Ndinoxanduva kuphela koko ndikuthethayo, kungekhona oko nikuqondayo.

21. Isitayela sibonisa isimo sakho sengqondo kunye nobuntu bakho.

22. Hlala ukhumbula ukuba wahlukile, njengaye wonke umntu.

23 Andizange ndiphuphe ngempumelelo. Ndayisebenzela.

24. Impumelelo ayilula kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ayiyoyavila.

25. Yonke ingxaki iza nesisombululo. Ukuba ayinaso nasiphi na isisombululo, asiyongxaki!

26. 'Phupha' ngokungathi uya kuphila ngonaphakade. Phila ngokungathi ingomso lelokugqibela.

27. Akwaba bendine 'Google' engqondweni yam kunye ne'Anti-virus' entliziyweni yam...

28. Ngamanye amaxesha kufuneka ugcine umgama ukugcina abantu abasondeleyo kuwe.

29 Ndiyazibhangisa iintshaba zam, xa ndithe ndaba zizihlobo;

30. Ndinqwenela ukuba ndingabhala amaphupha am ndize ndiwabukele kamva.

Inxalenye 4: Romantic Whatsapp Status Quotes

Ubume be-WhatsApp bothando bubonisa into oyicingayo malunga nothando kunye nendlela onokuyichaza ngayo. Nazi ezinye zemo ye-WhatsApp yothando kwi-intanethi

1. Phezolo ndikubonile emaphupheni am, ngoku andinakulinda ukulala.

2. Akukho nto igqibeleleyo, kodwa xa ndikunye nawe, yonke into ilungile.

3. Ukucinga ngawe kulula; Ndiyenza yonke imihla. Ukukukhumbula yintliziyo ebuhlungu engapheli.

4 Ndiyabuthanda ubomi bam, ngokuba wandinika wena; Ndiyakuthanda kuba ububomi bam.

5. Kukho amaxesha amabini kuphela apho ndifuna ukuba nawe. Ngoku nangonaphakade.

6 Ukuba ndinokukhetha phakathi kokukuthanda nokuphefumla, ndingafuna umphefumlo wam wokugqibela uthi ndiyakuthanda.

7. Ubomi bungasinika abantu abaninzi abahle, kodwa umntu omnye kuphela owanele ubomi obuhle…

8. Umongo wothando lothando seso siqalo sithandekayo, emva koko usizi kunye nokungenzeki kube ngumthetho.

9. Wonke umntu uthi uthandana kube kanye kuphela, kodwa oko akuyonyani. Ngalo lonke ixesha ndisiva ilizwi lakho, ndiphinda ndithandeke kwakhona.

10 Uyibile intliziyo yam, kodwa ndiya kukuvumela ukuba uyigcine.

11. Uthando ayisosenzi nje, nguwe ojonge esipilini.

12. Andifuni ukubayi number one yakho ndifuna ukuba nguwe wedwa.

13 Ndawisa inyembezi elwandle, Imini endoyifumanisayo yimini endiya kuyeka ukukuthanda.

14. Nguwe isizathu sokuba ndincume, kwaye ndiyathanda, ndiyaphefumla, ndiphila.

15 Uthando lwam kuwe lufana nesipili. Ungayiqhekeza ibe ziingceba, kodwa xa uyijongisisa, usengaphakathi kuyo.

16 Ehlabathini kukho amawaka ezigidi zabantu. Emehlweni am ndibona wena wedwa.

17. Ubudala abusikhuseli kuThando, Kodwa uthando, kwinqanaba elithile, lisikhusela kwiminyaka yobudala.

18. Akwaba amaphupha ebefana neminqweno, neminqweno ibe yinyaniso, kuba kwiingcinga zam ndihlala ndinawe.

19. Uncumo lwakho oluhle kuphela endikufunayo ukulwa nayo yonke imizabalazo ebomini bam.

20 Andinakuthembisa ukuba ndiza kuzicombulula zonke iingxaki zakho, kodwa ndiqinisekisa ukuba andisoze ndikuyeke ujongane nazo wedwa.

21 Unjengelanga eliqaqambileyo, njengoko ubushushu bothando lwakho bunokwenza neenkwenkwezi zibumbi.

22 Ndiyakuthanda. Umzuzwana omnye ukuthetha. Imizuzu emi-2 yokuchaza kunye nobomi bokungqina oko.

23. Thanda Lowo Wenza Ihlabathi LaseUre Lihle.

24. Ngalo lonke ixesha ndikubona ndiphinda ndithandane.

25. Akukho Sikali Sokulinganisa uthando...

26 Ndakuthanda ngenxa yoncumo lwakho, Ndahlala ndikuthanda ngenxa yentliziyo yakho.

27 Ndiya kukuthanda kude kuphume iinkwenkwezi, angabi sajika namaza.

28. Ndiyakufuna. Ndiyakufuna. Kwaye ndiyakuthanda.

29. Enkosi kuThixo ngokudibanisa imiphefumlo yethu emibini! Ndiza kuthanda kude kubesekupheleni.

30 Uthando aluyonto mhlawumbi. Uyazi xa usemathandweni.

Icandelo 5: Isimo esifutshane se-WhatsApp

1. Hlala uncuma.

2. Ndingayenza le nto.

3. Musa ukuqheleka.

4. Gcina ubomi bulula.

5. Zola kwaye uzipholele nje.

6. Umzuzu ngamnye ubalulekile.

7 Kwanako oku kuya kudlula.

8. Ubomi abukho Ctrl + Z.

9. Busebenzise kangangoko ubomi bakho.

10. Ukuthi cwaka lelona lizwi likhwazayo.

11. Jika Ndiyathanda.

12. Nguwe kuphela umda wakho.

13. Amanyathelo amancinci yonke imihla.

14 Yenza into oyithandayo.

15 Ndinako, ngoko ke ndinako

16 Ungaze unikezele.

17. Thanda ngakumbi ukukhathazeka kancinci.

18. Nikela ingqalelo kwizinto ezilungileyo.

19 Phila into oyithandayo.

20. Ulonwabo ngumsebenzi wangaphakathi.

21. Ubomi bufutshane - Thetha ngokukhawuleza!

22. Yonga amanzi - Sela ibhiya!

23 Uxolo luqala ngoncumo.

24. Ulonwabo lwenziwa ekhaya.

25. Zama kwaye usilele, kodwa ungaze usilele ukuzama.

26 Yonke imihla lithuba lesibini.

27 Ndazixelela ukuba ndim nawe kuphela.

28. Andizange nditshintshe, ndavuka nje.

29 Unako ukwenza nantoni na, kodwa ingabi yiyo yonke.

30 Yenzani okulungileyo, kungabi kokulula;